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The Auld Boy

A veteran of Glasgow life and former professional mast shitter on Clyde sailing ships, he has seen all this before and will tell you so over a pint.

Articles by The Auld Boy

Passengers at Central praised the honesty of a tannoy message that explained absolutely nothing.

By The Auld Boy28 September 2026

Art to come · Central Station departure board, every line amber

The Auld Boy investigates the city's most loyal train.

By The Auld Boy22 September 2026

Art to come · An orange Subway carriage in a tunnel