It goes round. It comes back. It is, in its way, perfect.
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Subway completes another full circle, still refuses to go anywhere new
The Auld Boy investigates the city's most loyal train.
Art to come · An orange Subway carriage in a tunnel
Satire. The following is commentary by a fictional pigeon. It is not a news report.
Member of the flock
The Auld Boy
A veteran of Glasgow life and former professional mast shitter on Clyde sailing ships, he has seen all this before and will tell you so over a pint.
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