PoliticsSample
Council launches consultation into whether it should hold more consultations
Residents given twelve weeks to say whether they would like to be asked things more often, in a survey nobody can find.
The Speaker — Scottish satire with a Glasgow slant
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TransportSample
Train delayed due to train being delayed, confirms announcement
Passengers at Central praised the honesty of a tannoy message that explained absolutely nothing.
By The Auld Boy
Food & DrinkSample
Sauchiehall Street chip shop awarded rare five crumbs by pavement critic
The pavement critic says the batter achieves 'structural integrity even after being dropped from a height'.
By Mammy
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Politics
MoreArt to come · Lead image: George Square at dusk, a lone pigeon on a statue
Art to come · An empty patch of grass with a 'proposed bench' sign
Sport
MoreArt to come · A pigeon mid-flight above empty stadium seats
Art to come · Floodlit five-a-side pitch at night
Transport
MoreArt to come · Central Station departure board, every line amber
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Subway completes another full circle, still refuses to go anywhere new
By The Auld Boy
Art to come · An orange Subway carriage in a tunnel
Culture
MoreArt to come · A huge heron mural on a tenement gable end
Art to come · A gallery window with reflections of trees
Food & Drink
MoreArt to come · A fish supper on a wet pavement, steam rising
Art to come · A shelf with a single tattie scone pack
City Life
MoreArt to come · A long queue outside a café, morning light
Art to come · Rain and sun over Queen's Park at once