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Satire, obviously|Friday, 2 October 2026
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Illustration of The Adoptee in Glasgow

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The Adoptee

English born and Glasgow adopted, she has the coat, the scarf and the Frasers bag to prove she belongs here; the fact she appears to be a seagull is never discussed.

Articles by The Adoptee

No articles yet. Still sharpening the beak.