Food & DrinkSampleSauchiehall Street chip shop awarded rare five crumbs by pavement criticThe pavement critic says the batter achieves 'structural integrity even after being dropped from a height'.By Mammy · 27 September 2026Art to come · A fish supper on a wet pavement, steam rising
Food & DrinkSampleRumoured tattie scone shortage sparks orderly panicMammy urges calm while stockpiling.By Mammy · 16 September 2026Art to come · A shelf with a single tattie scone pack
