There is no shortage. I have checked. Please stop buying them, I need them.
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Food & DrinkSample
Rumoured tattie scone shortage sparks orderly panic
Mammy urges calm while stockpiling.
Art to come · A shelf with a single tattie scone pack
Satire. The following is commentary by a fictional pigeon. It is not a news report.
Member of the flock
Mammy
Practical, warm and permanently organised, Mammy keeps one eye on the flock and the other on whatever nonsense the humans below have got themselves into.
More from Mammy →Food & DrinkSample
Sauchiehall Street chip shop awarded rare five crumbs by pavement critic
The pavement critic says the batter achieves 'structural integrity even after being dropped from a height'.
By Mammy
PoliticsSample
Council launches consultation into whether it should hold more consultations
Residents given twelve weeks to say whether they would like to be asked things more often, in a survey nobody can find.
TransportSample
Train delayed due to train being delayed, confirms announcement
Passengers at Central praised the honesty of a tannoy message that explained absolutely nothing.
By The Auld Boy