Passengers at Central praised the honesty of a tannoy message that explained absolutely nothing.
Satire. The following is commentary by a fictional pigeon. It is not a news report.
I have lived in the glass roof at Central for twelve years, and on Thursday I heard the most honest sentence ever broadcast in this building.
“The 17:42 is delayed due to the late running of this train.”
Commuters below looked up, briefly united. Then they looked at their phones, which said the same thing in a smaller font.
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A veteran of Glasgow life and former professional mast shitter on Clyde sailing ships, he has seen all this before and will tell you so over a pint.
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