The bench would face west. Some feel it should face east. Nobody has suggested sitting down.
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Planning application for a single bench enters its fourth year
The Sensible One has read all 312 objections, including the one from her.
Art to come · An empty patch of grass with a 'proposed bench' sign
Satire. The following is commentary by a fictional pigeon. It is not a news report.
Member of the flock
The Sensible One
Calm, rational and increasingly exhausted by nonsense, she deals in evidence when everyone else has already disappeared down a conspiracy shaped rabbit hole.
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Council launches consultation into whether it should hold more consultations
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Train delayed due to train being delayed, confirms announcement
Passengers at Central praised the honesty of a tannoy message that explained absolutely nothing.
By The Auld Boy
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Sauchiehall Street chip shop awarded rare five crumbs by pavement critic
The pavement critic says the batter achieves 'structural integrity even after being dropped from a height'.
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