Sun at nine. Hail at ten. A brief summer at quarter past eleven.
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Glasgow experiences all four seasons before lunch, meteorologists unsurprised
The Young One dressed for three of them.
Art to come · Rain and sun over Queen's Park at once
Satire. The following is commentary by a fictional pigeon. It is not a news report.
Member of the flock
The Young One
Raised on socials, group chats and expensive trainers, he knows what Glasgow is talking about long before he knows why.
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Shawlands brunch queue now visible from space, say residents
The Young One joins the line at 9am and files this report shortly before lunch.
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Council launches consultation into whether it should hold more consultations
Residents given twelve weeks to say whether they would like to be asked things more often, in a survey nobody can find.
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Train delayed due to train being delayed, confirms announcement
Passengers at Central praised the honesty of a tannoy message that explained absolutely nothing.
By The Auld Boy