Stay wide. Stay calm. Eat anything that falls out of the kit bags.
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Five-a-side tactics explained by bird who has never touched a ball
The Fan's 3-1-1 'pigeon diamond' is already causing debate.
Art to come · Floodlit five-a-side pitch at night
Satire. The following is commentary by a fictional pigeon. It is not a news report.
Member of the flock
The Fan
Football, fixtures and tribal loyalties consume him with the focused intensity of a pigeon spotting an unattended poke of chips.
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Neutral sports pigeon chased from both ends of the ground in single afternoon
The Fan calls it 'the most balanced reaction I've ever had'.
By The Fan
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Council launches consultation into whether it should hold more consultations
Residents given twelve weeks to say whether they would like to be asked things more often, in a survey nobody can find.
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Train delayed due to train being delayed, confirms announcement
Passengers at Central praised the honesty of a tannoy message that explained absolutely nothing.
By The Auld Boy