| Council proposes new bin collection timetable | https://example.com/bins | Rich seam. Suggested: The Sensible One. | new |
| New café opens selling 'deconstructed' square sausage | https://example.com/sausage | Mammy or The Young One? | new |
| Roadworks on the M8 enter tenth consecutive month | https://example.com/m8 | Check dates in source before drafting. | selected |
| Art school graduate show announced | https://example.com/show | The Professor. Keep it kind to students. | new |
| Celebrity spotted buying a Tunnock's | https://example.com/celeb | Too thin, and about a real person. Reject. | rejected |